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Gratitude! It’s been on my mind a lot lately. I help a lot of people. Sometimes I don’t hear from people unless they need some help. It’s draining at times. Then I have to remember to stop whining and accept the fact that it comes along with the gig.

When your employees need their replacement pay checks, where do they go? Replacement checks, you say, what happened to direct deposit – well there are still millions of HR folks that have to process paper checks.  When the boss wants to know why people are quitting left and right, where do they go? When customers are complaining about service levels and lack satisfaction, were they properly trained is the first question asked.

“Who hired that a—hole?”

“How did they get injured in the first place?”

“When will that survey be completed?”

“Can you handle that investigation?”

“Hey, Can my boss legally … (fill in the blank)?”

I can go on. But we don’t do it for the “thanks” do we? We do it for the love of the job. If you’ve read Victorio Milian’s article “A Recruiter’s Plea: Stop Calling My Phone” or Robin Schooling’s article “With a Sturdy HR Foundation, You Can Raise The Roof” or Doug Shaw’s “Before and After, Big and Small” or Tiffany Kuehl’s “In Recruiting You Must Turn Complainers Into Champions” none of them mentioned being thanked.

They already know, in our line of business you help people – selflessly – putting their issues and concerns over your own with nothing in return but self-fulfillment. HR is a thankless job.

Now that being said I must be fair and tell you that recently I’ve had some clients show me great appreciation.  I’ve received emails and even packages in the mail. The great thing about mail is, they took the time to go purchase items – get a postage stamp and send them through the U.S. Postal Service…when was the last time you mailed something YOURSELF? (bills don’t count) Alright then!

I enjoy hearing from my clients, especially when the stuff works out well for them and although I’m paid to turn out good HR content (resumes included) – it’s what I’m commissioned to do (which is an awesome show of appreciation), I still like hearing “thank you.” So I want to pay it forward and say thank you for reading and supporting this blog. I want to thank Robin, Victorio, Tiffany and Doug for coming through with awesome guest contributions.

Stay tuned for the Carnival of HR, March 6th!

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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about HR and some of the things that go on. Later this month I will publish a couple of articles that highlight my thoughts in more detail but many times HR initiatives either succeed or fail based on 5 principle, let’s call them the quintuplets of “P”.

People = that whole right people on the bus thing. This includes the rank in file employees; they do must of the grunt work.

Process = If the process is flawed, outdated or not efficient, the thing won’t work.

Power = Who’s the change agent? Who’s the leader? Who’s providing direction?

Performance = If one person is not doing their part it effects the whole team. The sports analogy is the most obvious but it’s true.

Productivity = If the output does not meet the need then adjustments have to be made.

If you want to get a healthy discussion going ask a group of HR people about following your passion as a career path. Lots of them don’t believe that you should, they think it’s bull and you’ll end up chasing waterfalls. Even Mark Cuban, who happens to be one of my favorite business minded people, does not believe the follow your passion model. (Mark’s POV) That kind of surprises me because he seems so passionate about basketball and anything he touches.

I happen to believe that you should follow your passion and pursue your dreams. You only live once and I look at it this way, whatever you want to do in life there is someone doing right now and making a living (getting paid) to do it. You name it; someone’s doing it for money. You like to eat? Be a food critic. You like sex? Well it’s the oldest profession (that’s a joke I don’t condone prostitution or tricking in any form).

For me. I have enough things to worry about in life already; wealth, health, managing relationships, tracking down and developing projects, time management, family matters, bills, cleaning etc. you get the picture.

For my snarky skeptics

No, I do not know everythng about HR and being a consultant can be feast or famine (especially early). You can’t know it all because it’s changing so rapidly. The laws, the guidelines, the technology, the motivating factors of employees are constantly evolving. But I love it, its a passion, its so interesting. I love learning about it. Human Resources is the one area in my life that remains constant.

To borrow a line from Jay-Z , “…. I got 99 problems but HR ain’t one.”

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Greetings and welcome to CostofWork.com. On Friday’s, I publish this weekly series titled “Tidbits & Hotness.”  Tidbits is a collection of interesting, fun and mostly light hearted things that I’ve seen during the week, either shared on social media or the news.

Let’s get the serious stuff out of the way. Good news from the recession, unemployment rate went down overall and for blacks (8.3% and 13.2% respectively). And the median salary in Amerca is up.

Average median salary

Next, this is kinda sad. This actor was shocked to see his image on a poster, but not in a good way.

Photoshocked!

This one is just cool. Talk about creatively thinking inside the box.  The folks at Starbucks know how to recycle and go green.

Starbucks & Cargo Containers

And last but not least, Jay-Z! Are you sick of him? Well get over it because he constantly breaking down barriers and taking his profession to the next level.  This is not your parent’s concert at Carnegie Hall.

Jay-Z makes history, again

That’s all for this week. Please check out other costofwork.com articles. Also you can email me with questions or opportunities. chris@costofwork.com.

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Hey folks. It’s Friday so that means on CostofWork it’s time for Tidbits & Hotness. For those of you who may be new to CostofWork, this is our weekly Friday series, where I share with you some of the things that I’ve come by during the week. Some of its HR and work related, some of it’s not.  So let get started.

I wrote an article titled “Supersized Can of Whip-Ass” it was about the McDonald’s employee that beat two female customers, who jumped the counter and attacked him.  It was a very serious situation, you should watch the video. I promised to keep you updated on the story and here it is. I predicted this would happen.

Ex-McDonald’s Employee update

I love Warren Buffett. He puts his money where his mouth is. Here’s an article where he is challenging Republican Congress People to contribute to decreasing the deficit and he’ll match it. That’s awesome.

Warren’s Challenge

Lastly, She’s only days old and she’s already accomplished something that you and I will never accomplish. Check out baby Carter.

Blue Ivy

So that’s it. We had a great week with “People Who Suck  Don’t Know They Suck” and “Corporate Hoes & Tricks.” The 3rd HR Rap Session is up next. Have a good weekend.  As always you can email me, chris@costofwork.com and on Twitter @new_resource.

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